Dream Interpreter AI™

Cruise of Unnatural Abilities and Ever-Changing Adventures

I was on this huge cruise ship or yacht where everyone had weird abilities, and people looked kind of unnatural too. At one point I was standing on the deck when this octopus/blob-looking creature got annoyed at me. It moved in this fast watery teleporting way and tried attacking me, but I pushed it back somehow and part of its upper body lost volume, since its whole body was made out of this weird blob material. Not long after that, everyone got called to some kind of meeting on the deck. Tons of people crowded around and I got pushed right to the railing. I felt really nauseous, but at the same time I had this weird strong feeling that my family was somewhere on the ship. There was some announcement happening but I completely ignored it and went back toward the cabin area. Turns out I was part of a team. Before I went into my own room, I followed the octopus guy to his cabin and made fun of how girly it looked. The room was tiny and cramped, with neon pink and red lighting everywhere and random stuff shoved beside the bed. There was this weird pumpkin-organ pillow thing, and two little Sylvanian Families mice toys shoved in the corner. I told him I loved Sylvanian Families too and he said he did as well. He started complaining that losing body mass was going to weaken his powers, so I told him my ability was that I could regrow or grow anything I eat or anything attached to my body. I grabbed his hand and asked which finger he cared about the least. At first he pulled away when I tried to bite it off because he didn’t trust me. To prove I was serious, I stretched and duplicated my own toes in front of him. Then I actually bit his finger off. The dream made it feel disgustingly real. I could feel my teeth cutting through it and suddenly my mouth was full of blood. But after that, I watched the finger start growing back properly. Afterwards I went back to my team’s section of the ship. The whole thing felt like some giant capture-the-flag game. A woman who looked like Ada Wong was teaching me how to use a gun while I kept asking questions about our uniforms. Then suddenly the enemy team invaded us. They wore light grey uniforms with pale blue stripes. I tried shooting at them but my gun barely worked because the ammo looked like coins sitting in one of those coin trays. The enemy team literally laughed at us while killing some of my teammates. One of them ran further up the ship, so I chased after them and eventually managed to shoot them. I stole their weapons and went back downstairs with actual good guns this time. The ship had turned into this giant maze full of dining rooms and tables. I kept pushing through doors and fighting people until I reached the enemy leader, but instead of fighting him I ended up sitting near a group of girls talking together. They seemed Korean and were speaking English with really weird accents even though they were fully fluent. Their voices sounded strange and funny and I just sat there listening to them talk for ages. Then the dream randomly changed. Suddenly I was in this weird Super Mario-type world with a hidden section at the top of an insanely steep hill. Everyone kept slipping down it. Then out of nowhere I became this hippie-looking 20-year-old guy and started spinning and zigzagging my way up the slope while people below cheered for me. At the top there were numbered pegs stuck in the ground. A lady told us we could each pick three for a chance to win some kind of prize. Every number I grabbed looked like a seven to me, but when she took them they suddenly said 7, 11, and 42. Then they changed again. The numbers turned into these weird wax-creature things with hidden writing on them. One definitely said “pharaoh” but the others were impossible to read. I handed one to a lady and she said there was no writing on it, but when I rubbed my fingers across it the words suddenly appeared through the smudges. She got all impressed and said “good job.” Nobody even won the prize in the end. After that we all got led down this path into what looked like an abandoned fashion museum or shopping centre. There were old posters everywhere, glass display cases, and old-fashioned clothes covered with dusty cloth sheets. My friends suddenly appeared there too, and we found this old magazine about Sydney Sweeney when she was younger. The title was something ridiculous like “All of Sydney Sweeney’s Controversies.” We started joking about how weird it was for a kid to apparently have controversies already. Then suddenly I was working in this baking factory that was somehow still inside the fashion museum. My section only had three people working there. There were ovens, cooling stations, and weird machines that reminded me of the kitchen equipment at McDonald's. One of my coworkers offered me this huge cookie so I ate it while doing random jobs around the station. After a while the same coworker randomly asked if I even did any work at all, like I was useless there. I got upset and someone else told me maybe I should just quit. Before leaving I decided I was at least going to grab a chocolate croissant first. Then while I was saying goodbye to another coworker, I suddenly saw the leader from the enemy team from the cruise ship again. He hugged me goodbye, then whispered in Korean, “You were never going to make it anyway. I knew you’d fail.” I stopped him straight away and told him I actually understood Korean. He laughed and kept talking anyway, so I answered him back in Korean too. After that his whole attitude changed. Earlier he’d looked older and heavier, but now he suddenly looked younger and more attractive, like muscular gym-built instead. He got weirdly clingy and affectionate and took me toward the back area near the fashion exhibits while talking to other people. I remember thinking that he actually looked kind of attractive now. By the end of the dream it felt like we somehow ended up together. And then I woke up.